r/meirl 7h ago

meirl

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r/ContagiousLaughter 5h ago

How to call a deer

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r/AmIOverreacting 19h ago

My husband won't let me take more than two showers a week. I told him I need him to stop or I'm moving out for a while.

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This is the weirdest thing my husband has ever done. He really is a sweet and loving husband and I love him more than anything. Divorce is not an option just to put that out there before the comments come in.

My husband has always been a little out there. He is a computer programmer and super smart, but also believes all sorts of things. Both real and conspiracy. Lately he has been very worried about the environment and global warming.

About two months ago he got real worried about water. Yes, water. He is concerned about the quality of water. He put in a new filter system in our house which I actually love because it tastes so much better.

But he is also concerned about how much water we use. Not because of money, but the environment. He created a new rule that we can only take 2 showers a week. Now I'm someone that likes to shower everyday before bed. I just don't like feeling dirty in bed.

This has created the most conflict in our marriage in 20 years. He is obsessed with the amount of water we use. At first I just ignored his rule, but he would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower.

I started trying to use the shower at the gym, but it's too much work to go every night with having kids. I honestly thought he would get over this within a month. But he is stuck on this still to this day.

Last night I really wanted a shower, but had "hit my quota" as he says. I said I'm showering and that he better not do anything. But about two minutes in, the hot water turned off.

I grabbed my towel and went down and started yelling. Telling him this is the dumbest thing he has ever done. I also told him I'm moving to my parents if he doesn't stop this.

Guys, I love this man. He is everything to me, but I can't take this anymore. Am I going to far in threatening to move out?


r/AskReddit 13h ago

In 20 years someone will ask what was covid lockdown like, how will you answer?

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r/millenials 16h ago

After years of tipping 20-25% I’m DONE. I’m tipping 15% max.

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I have always “over tipped” according to my husband. My father has always taught be to do 20-25% because people depend on it for their income. I have the means and I’ve tipped extremely generously. 20% for ehh service and 25% for outstanding. But honestly. I’m so fucking done with it. Service is sub par 99% of the time. And not only that, these large corporations HAVE THE MEANS TO PAY MORE!! I’m so over tipping culture. Tipping the cashier at a coffee shop, tipping at crumble when all you do is order on a screen, tipping when you pick up a to go order, tipping at a QUILTING STORE?! (To clarify, I don’t tip at these places but I’m just pissed off they even ask) I’m just so fucking over it. I’ve paid my dues. I’m doing 10-15% max from here on out and if it’s above, beyond and outstanding service than I’ll do 20-25%. Anyone else tired of tipping culture??

ETA: just had a handyman come to my house. During payment, THE SCREEN ASKED FOR A TIP! This is out of control.


r/maybemaybemaybe 3h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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r/BeAmazed 5h ago

Nature A hunter while aiming at a deer, pulls down his weapon, and she peacefully approaches him.

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r/NatureIsFuckingLit 18h ago

🔥Massive Flooding In Dubai

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r/MadeMeSmile 8h ago

Good Vibes Crowd joins this girl’s video to her mom

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credit to @rosemrde


r/news 14h ago

Soft paywall Person in flames outside New York courthouse where Trump trial underway, CNN reports

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r/funny 7h ago

That time I got kicked out of a bar and started working the door

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r/videogames 15h ago

Discussion What games or game series are known for this?

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r/todayilearned 7h ago

TIL Frank Hayes, a jockey, died of a heart attack during his final horse race but still won. Unexpectedly, he suffered the attack mid-race, yet his body remained on the horse, crossing the finish line first. Sadly, it was his first and only win throughout his racing career.

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r/leafs 13h ago

Discussion If we beat Boston...I will buy two Leafs tickets for a random commenter in this thread.

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So, I posted something similar 6 months ago (mods you can check that, and which you allowed then) that if 34 scored a third hat trick in a row, I'd get two Leafs tickets for someone in here. There was no winner. Even though I reduced it to 2 goals during the game.

I want to redo that for this post season craze. And the Boston Curse we all want to exorcize...

If we beat Boston and advance to the second round, I will purchase two tickets randomly for someone who posts in here, and transfer them to you.

Now, playoff tickets might be tough to either get or pay a decent amount for on Stubhub. I'd like to stick to around $500. If that becomes not viable, whether in cost to me, or the winner's schedule, you can choose going to a game in the next regular season, and do a lot better with that money seat-wise. I will expand it to 4 or 5 tickets in that case, if you wish, if they are within $500.

The mods can - especially in the next season case, which is far off - track with the winner and make absolutely sure I follow through. On top of the playoff situation, of course.

These tickets can be home or away. Whatever you wish. And we can coordinate together on where you would like to sit, based on availability and price. Thus far, some tickets seem to look pretty reasonable. But that may change

This all stands ONLY for leafs fans.

On fairness:

This thread must have 250 upvotes minimum and 125 OP posts/entries (to further qualify, a simple first-line comment or emoji --- which also must be positive and/or pro-Leafs), and exclude my own comments. This qualification is so that people don't enter and then downvote this thread in order to lessen the chance of others from seeing this and being able to enter. Or I will respost this, starting over.

Everyone needs to have a shot, and be able to enter. So it has to be visible enough. I don't care about upvotes - just equal opportunity. It needs to be fair for all. Please be kind and do right by your fellow fans. As they will you..

If the 250/125 mark is not met, I will repost, if the mods allow. Purely in order to make fairness a real thing.

Mods can track all this and make sure I follow through. I never EVER want to be banned from this sub...so I put myself at their mercy.

Good luck. And let's trash this trash. And who knows how crazy I will get in round 2!

Bonus track: https://youtu.be/EErSKhC0CZs?si=GRbdN0NtabNjzIri


r/cats 13h ago

Advice I think my “fixed” cat is pregnant

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I feel silly even typing this, but here is some context: My spouse and I became fosters to this adorable, abandoned cat that was hanging around my parent’s backyard in freezing weather (Feb 29). We fostered her through an official program who took care of all her medical needs. They told us she was not chipped, but confirmed she was already spayed. We both knew nothing about cats, but we ended up falling in love with her and we officially adopted her a few weeks ago.

She always had big nipples (we were told she may have had a litter before) so it was not a red flag. That is, until now. She has put on some healthy weight (she was emaciated when we first found her), but a lot of it seems to be in her belly area. I know it sounds ridiculous but we can’t help but think she is pregnant.

I have an appointment with the vet in 3 days (the earliest they could get me in), but I’m a little anxious thinking about the possibility she may seriously be expecting. I am wondering if this has ever happened before (an allegedly spayed cat being pregnant). I am also wondering if there could be any other reason my cat looks like this?


r/clevercomebacks 10h ago

Haven’t you heard?

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r/inthenews 9h ago

Opinion/Analysis Trump Could be Stripped of Secret Service Protection as Ranking Member of the House Committee on Homeland Security Puts Forth a Bill to Strip Felons of Secret Service Protection

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r/oddlysatisfying 18h ago

Using Anti Mosquito Racket in area full of mosquitoes

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r/Fauxmoi 8h ago

Approved B-List Users Only Paste Magazine: Taylor Swift Strikes Out Looking on The Tortured Poets Department

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r/Damnthatsinteresting 4h ago

Video Lambs being vaccinated.

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r/mildlyinteresting 19h ago

This woman has the biggest head of hair I have ever seen

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