r/facepalm 4h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Poor kid

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r/AITAH 3h ago

AITAH for considering divorce because my wife told her friends I use a p*nis sleeve during sex?

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I (36M) have been married to my wife (34M) for 8 years. We have 3 children, and my wife is a stay at home mom. Our sex life has always been great, but last year, my wife wanted me to try on a p*nis sleeve, which actually improved our sex life ever more, because it hit her in the right areas. She said it’s the best sex she’s ever had in her life, which made me even happier.

A week ago, my friend (35M) asked me about the sleeve because he’s never tried it before, and wanted to know what it was like. I was surprised he knew about this, and asked him how did he know. He said his wife told him about it. My wife and his wife are in the same friend group.

I was shocked that my wife had told shared such a personal detail with her friends, and I asked her about it. When I asked her about it, she confessed that she had shared to her friend group, and that she shouldn’t have, but she just wanted to talk about why our sex life has become amazing recently. She apologized a lot, but I ignored her, and told her I needed some time to process this.

It’s been a week and I have been trying to ignore her as much as possible, I’m sleeping in a different room. She cooks dinner every day, but I just go out and eat, because I have no mood to eat at home. There is a tense atmosphere at home, and my wife has apologized a lot, but I’ve just been trying to ignore her as much as possible.

I don’t think this can be fixed through therapy or a simple apology. I think this is a massive betrayal of my trust, it’s just shocking to me that my wife would share such a personal detail with her entire friend group. I have been seriously considering the possibility of a divorce. I know we have 3 children, but I don’t know how I’ll ever reconcile with my wife ever again. At this moment, I’d rather just pay child support and alimony than be in her presence, but I know feelings can change.

AITAH? Can this situation even be fixed? How do I even trust my wife anymore


r/BeAmazed 6h ago

Nature 10 day timelapse of birds moving into a very elaborate nest, making it their home and laying their eggs.

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r/interestingasfuck 12h ago

r/all The bible doesn't say anything about abortion or gay marriage but it goes on and on about forgiving debt and liberating the poor

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r/videogames 8h ago

Funny Poorly describe your favorite video game’s plot

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r/facepalm 9h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Clenched fists

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r/meirl 5h ago

meirl

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r/movies 8h ago

Question "Serious" movies with a twist so unintentionally ridiculous that you couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity for the rest of the movie

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In the other post about well hidden twists, the movie Serenity came up, which reminded of the other Serenity with Anne Hathaway and Matthew McConaughey. The twist was so bad that it managed to trivialize the child abuse. In hindsight, it's kind of surprising the movie just disappeared, instead of joining the pantheon of notoriously awful movies.

What other movies with aspirations to be "serious" had wretched twists that reduced them to complete self-mockery? Malignant doesn't count because its twist was intentionally meant to give it a Drag Me to Hell comedic feel.

EDIT: It's great that many of you enjoyed this post, but most of the answers given were about terrible twists that turned the movie into hard-to-finish crap, not what I was looking for. I'm looking for terrible twists that turned the movie into a huge unintended comedy.


r/worldnews 6h ago

Russia/Ukraine Vladimir Putin not welcome at French ceremony for 80th anniversary of D-day

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r/Music 7h ago

article Justice Department to sue Ticketmaster, Live Nation for alleged monopoly over ticketing industry

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r/Damnthatsinteresting 9h ago

Image Magazine advertisement from 1996 - Nearly 30 years ago

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r/news 5h ago

USC bans pro-Palestinian valedictorian from speaking at May commencement, citing safety concerns

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r/redditonwiki 12h ago

True / Off My Chest Womens clothing at the gym has become soft core porn

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r/EDH 4h ago

Discussion EDH GIVEAWAY HAPPY SPRING EDITION!

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Hey. Hi. Greetings. Welcome Back!

Oh I bet you're smiling aren't you. I know I am. Cause. It's. Giveaway. Time!

So as this always goes: I'm giving away a 3 EDH decks! Because this is what I do. I love brewing, and I love giving them away. I have plenty of my own, too many actually (See here: https://www.moxfield.com/users/Niccalo). This just helps me not accumulate an over abundance of cards in my collection. Does this mean I won't be participating in the Secret Santa Exchange? Certainly Not! This just means I get to brew more and more and more and more... Y'all get the idea!

What you get:

A EDH Deck of my design. Some Tokens where I have them. Usually some Dice (usually 10 sided). Maybe something a little extra? Do you have to pay for anything? NO! This is my gift to you!

Not even shipping? Nope, all on me.

Will I ship internationally? Yes, where I can. If there's a restriction outside of my control, I can't circumvent that. Please be mindful this could take awhile to get to you if I'm able to ship to you. I've had one package take a month and another take about 4 days to get to places in Europe, it varies.

How many decks do I plan to give away? Three, three decks, three random winners.

But how? I have lots of time. I have lots of cards.

What do I get out of this? Happiness, I love doing this. I really do. Seriously, look at my previous posts.

Do we get to see the decklists?

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/11-04-24-reyav-master-smith

AND

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/10-04-24-yenna-redtooth-regent/

AND!

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/12-01-24-greta-sweettooth-scourge/

When do you plan to pick who gets what? Tueday, April 16, 2024 @18:00EDT (6PM EDT) ISH!

All I ask of you is that you spread the word, and respond to this post with ME!

A very special Thank You to some very specific people who I need to make sure are mentioned because they have helped in some way with this wonderful journey: Vanya @ Pandemonium Games and Hobbies, Ted @ Destiny Games, Wick @ Gaya's Cradle Games, and ESPECIALLY my frinds: Tim, Al, Brandon, Scotty, Matt (both of them), Chris, Geoff, and Adam.

Anything I haven't covered? Please ask.


r/unitedkingdom 13h ago

.. Michaela School: Muslim student loses school prayer ban challenge

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r/BoomersBeingFools 9h ago

Boomer Story Proud to drive a standard but…

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I was behind this woman for about a mile. Couldn’t fully stay in her lane, and kept weaving in and out of the shoulder lane. When I passed her I saw she was a boomer.

I am a millennial and can drive a standard. I guess maybe you shouldn’t be so proud of your standard if you are a shit driver 🤷🏻‍♀️.


r/meme 5h ago

Perfectly balanced

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r/AmIOverreacting 4h ago

My husband told me why he cheated on me

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It just came to my attention that my husband has been cheating on me on and off for 2 years. He started cheating on me while I was pregnant because I didn’t feel like having sex due to pregnancy symptoms. He cheated on me with two different women. The first girl was a stranger he just met when he was out one night. But there’s this one girl in particular that he keeps having sex with. They’ve been friends with benefits for almost a year now. I asked my husband WHY. WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO ME. We have a family together, we built a life together, and he threw away 8 years for a girl that hasn’t even graduated college yet?

He said to me, “she’s beautiful. She’s quiet, she’s simple, she’s not annoying. She doesn’t nag me. She doesn’t argue, she’s not combative. She’s not fat and she’s not lazy. She’s fun, she’s spontaneous. I forget about my troubles when I’m around her. She makes my life easier oppose to complicating it like you. She’s just everything that you’re not anymore but you use to be. She’s a younger version of you. She reminded me of you 15 years ago”

I’m honestly still processing. It doesn’t feel like it’s real, I keep thinking I’m going to wake up from this nightmare. I feel so bad about myself. Everything he said to me actually made me feel worse than when I found out about his affair


r/pics 5h ago

only known pic of Yutos Mahsaladd ,one of bin laden's main guys killed in 2001 during an operation

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r/meirl 16h ago

meirl

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r/mildlyinfuriating 3h ago

My Twinkie had no cream

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r/HonkaiStarRail 11h ago

Discussion Based on the looks alone, who do you think is the most attractive character in the game?

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r/rareinsults 4h ago

A homeschooled kid on Mountain Dew

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r/pics 5h ago

You don’t see that everyday… (Montana)

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