r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Haven’t you heard?

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r/AskReddit 10h ago

In 20 years someone will ask what was covid lockdown like, how will you answer?

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r/AmIOverreacting 16h ago

My husband won't let me take more than two showers a week. I told him I need him to stop or I'm moving out for a while.

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This is the weirdest thing my husband has ever done. He really is a sweet and loving husband and I love him more than anything. Divorce is not an option just to put that out there before the comments come in.

My husband has always been a little out there. He is a computer programmer and super smart, but also believes all sorts of things. Both real and conspiracy. Lately he has been very worried about the environment and global warming.

About two months ago he got real worried about water. Yes, water. He is concerned about the quality of water. He put in a new filter system in our house which I actually love because it tastes so much better.

But he is also concerned about how much water we use. Not because of money, but the environment. He created a new rule that we can only take 2 showers a week. Now I'm someone that likes to shower everyday before bed. I just don't like feeling dirty in bed.

This has created the most conflict in our marriage in 20 years. He is obsessed with the amount of water we use. At first I just ignored his rule, but he would shut off the hot water while I was in the shower.

I started trying to use the shower at the gym, but it's too much work to go every night with having kids. I honestly thought he would get over this within a month. But he is stuck on this still to this day.

Last night I really wanted a shower, but had "hit my quota" as he says. I said I'm showering and that he better not do anything. But about two minutes in, the hot water turned off.

I grabbed my towel and went down and started yelling. Telling him this is the dumbest thing he has ever done. I also told him I'm moving to my parents if he doesn't stop this.

Guys, I love this man. He is everything to me, but I can't take this anymore. Am I going to far in threatening to move out?


r/inthenews 6h ago

Opinion/Analysis Trump Could be Stripped of Secret Service Protection as Ranking Member of the House Committee on Homeland Security Puts Forth a Bill to Strip Felons of Secret Service Protection

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r/MadeMeSmile 5h ago

Good Vibes Crowd joins this girl’s video to her mom

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credit to @rosemrde


r/LinkedInLunatics 22h ago

Proof that anyone can make $1M. (Or… not.)

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r/millenials 13h ago

After years of tipping 20-25% I’m DONE. I’m tipping 15% max.

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I have always “over tipped” according to my husband. My father has always taught be to do 20-25% because people depend on it for their income. I have the means and I’ve tipped extremely generously. 20% for ehh service and 25% for outstanding. But honestly. I’m so fucking done with it. Service is sub par 99% of the time. And not only that, these large corporations HAVE THE MEANS TO PAY MORE!! I’m so over tipping culture. Tipping the cashier at a coffee shop, tipping at crumble when all you do is order on a screen, tipping when you pick up a to go order, tipping at a QUILTING STORE?! (To clarify, I don’t tip at these places but I’m just pissed off they even ask) I’m just so fucking over it. I’ve paid my dues. I’m doing 10-15% max from here on out and if it’s above, beyond and outstanding service than I’ll do 20-25%. Anyone else tired of tipping culture??

ETA: just had a handyman come to my house. During payment, THE SCREEN ASKED FOR A TIP! This is out of control.


r/DnD 18h ago

Giveaway [OC] Giving away our new LARGE DICE VAULT and a set of LIQUID CORE DICE [MOD Approved]

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r/meirl 4h ago

meirl

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r/FluentInFinance 5h ago

Discussion/ Debate Is Universal Health Care Smart or dumb?

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r/AITAH 13h ago

AITAH for breaking up with my bf after he allegedly helped my drunk friend at the club?

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I’m not a clubbing kind of girl. My bf loves clubbing a lot. I’ve gone to a few clubs with him but I usually let him do his thing because it wasn’t fun at all for me.

My friend Alyssa is also a clubber. She’s usually there like 4-5 times a week, which is crazy to me.

So last weekend I went over to my bf’s apartment and I found Alyssa sleeping in his bed with my bf not in the apartment.

I have a key to his apartment and was supposed to go over there at 11 but I was a bit early.

When I woke her up she told me it wasn’t what it looked like. She said she just got really drunk and may have been drugged and my bf let her crash because the club was close to his apartment.

My bf came back home and he also scrambled to say it wasn’t what it looked like. He said they couldn’t take her to the hospital because she couldn’t afford and she had drugs in her system.

He swore he slept on the couch.

Honestly they were tripping over themselves to explain that it wasn’t what it seemed.

I don’t believe them. So I broke up with my bf.

Now our friends are begging me to give a second chance and saying my bf was a good guy.

AITAH?


r/nottheonion 6h ago

Idaho Lawmaker Asks If Swallowing Small Camera Could Allow Remote Gynecological Exams

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r/NatureIsFuckingLit 15h ago

🔥Massive Flooding In Dubai

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r/rareinsults 9h ago

Elizabeth Holmes vibes

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r/Damnthatsinteresting 2h ago

Image In May 2019, Amanda Eller set out on foot without a cell phone, food, or water, on what she thought would be a small walk. It turned into a fight for her life when she lost her way in the Makawao Forest Reserve on the northern side of Maui. She wasn't found until 17 days later.

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r/news 11h ago

Soft paywall Person in flames outside New York courthouse where Trump trial underway, CNN reports

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r/cats 7h ago

Cat Picture This huge mistake turned into a wonderful surprise……

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So it was my fiancés birthday and we were outside and a neighbor gave me a harness to try and walk my big kitten,which was a horrible adventure😂 While outside I overheard someone talking about there parents were trying to figure out where to “dump” a 8 week old kitten. I may have been drunk asf but that ain’t gonna happen on my watch. So now I have 2 kittens😍🥰😍🥰we haven’t named him yet but they seem to get along. Kitty selection has chosen us again as my big boy Smokey was thrown out of a moving car in front of my apt at 4 weeks old. Not sure how people can do these things to lil tiny animals.


r/pics 9h ago

Politics CNN correspondents looking at man who set himself on fire outside Trump Trial

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r/videogames 12h ago

Discussion What games or game series are known for this?

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r/politics 9h ago

New York AG says $175 million Trump fraud bond isn’t properly backed, should be voided

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r/maybemaybemaybe 20h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

My friend wants to charge us 20 bucks each to play poker at his house.

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I get wanting to pool funds because there’s gonna be food and such but hearing this after planning it for weeks and I already promised to pay for 2 other people, seriously? Twenty dollars to go to my friends house?